I mean “new”…
Our first 2008 Nomination is ready for acceptance.
Mustang Boy, you are being called up… Do you, Joseph “Mustang Boy” Oxenham solemnly swear to:
1. Dance if I want to, but not leave my friends behind,
2. Accept zip-ties as not only a way of life, but as an approved method of birth control,
3. Avoid anything orange and pointy,
4. If orange and pointy can’t be avoided, I pledge to make it much less orange and pointy,
5. Defend the canopy with my life,
6. Defend the cooler with a knife,
7. Spend money on lightweight parts and not a gym membership,
8. Look cool, even though everyone says you don’t,
9. Go in slow,
10. Come out fast or backwards!
What say you?
