So that’s the last time I ask someone to join the team…
The 2008 season ender has come and gone, with no less excitement than any year before. A few of us forgot our cars, others forgot dry clothes, but all in all it was a great end to a great year.
Coming into this weekend, should someone be kind enough to invoke a cone on Mustang Boy, there was still an off chance that I could push my STS BMW to an overall win in the Team Zip-Tie Cup.
Saturday welcomed us with terrible weather. Rainy and cold – a perfect day for me to dominate in my street-tired BMW… wait, I’m driving what? …dominate in my street-tired Honda Fit (thanks Kate). The morning started out wet, but began to dry as the date moved on. Mustang Boy, proving he was smarter than most of us and waited until the 4th heat to unleash his furry (eww) fury. His grip and ability were more than a match for mine that day, and without even seeing the results, I knew my season was done.
(I’m crying on the inside)
Thomas also walked away this weekend with the TZT Cone award, showing us once and for all, who the best driver isn’t.
As a team, TZT managed to pull of some of the best one day finishes we’ve seen all year. Bill managed to find enough money to pay someone else to enter into BS, securing his third place finish. Patrick, using the same techniques as his father, manged to squeak out a third place finish in ASP. Rich showed an amazing piece of driving and brought his Z-car into third place in BSP. Thomas, in his stolen DSP Audi managed to close out the class with a third place finish (notice a trend so far?). Joseph “Mustand ‘I’m a big jerk and I have to beat everyone’ Boy” Oxenham showed everyone how to do it and placed first in ESP. Bloodied and bruised from the two Civics, I managed to pull off a fourth place finish in STS.
Sunday started out looking just as bad, but once the fog finally lifted, we were greeted to a nice, sunny, and dry day. With the pressure of the Cup off, we were all able to relax and enjoy trying to beat the pants off of each other. The course, barely changed from the day before, became even faster and more fun in the dry weather.
Class wise, Bill took the bronze medal in a best of three BS, Patrick used Lotus’s legendary reliablity (when compared to a Porshe) to place third in ASP, Rich pushed his faster and faster 280 into fourth place, Thomas was again put in place by the real owner of the DSP Audi – winding up in third, Mustang Boy was served a big piece of humble pie with a second place finish in ESP, and I risked life, limb, and automatic transmission to earn fourth place in STS.
Now, the final total for the Team Zip-Tie Cup (with update points scale)
Saturday (67 Wet, Cold Entrants)
20 – Mustang Boy (10th in PAX before the cone penalty, 20th after)
18 – Rich (22nd in PAX)
15 – Gimp (30th in PAX… in a Fit, mind you)
10 – Thomas (31st in PAX… in a stolen car)
5 – Bill (38th in PAX)
1 – Patrick (40th in PAX)
Sunday (94 Dryer, Cold Entrants)
1. Mustang Boy (30th in PAX)
2. Thomas (48th in PAX)
3. Rich (52nd in PAX)
4. Gimp (56th in PAX… still in a Fit, mind you)
5. Patrick (66th in PAX)
6. Bill (74th in PAX)
Final Team Standings
1. Mustang Boy (77 points)
2. Gimp (64 points)
3. Rich (45 points)
4. Patrick (23 points)
5. Bill (18 points)
6. Thomas (15 points)
The points system will be revised next year to hopefully level the playing field. Until then, enjoy your spoils Mustang Boy.
See you next year!



From descriptions, it sounds like their normal courses rival the longest course we’ve seen at the June Historics.

