Rob Robeson has solemnly sworn to:
1. Dance if I want to, but not leave my friends behind,
2. Accept zip-ties as not only a way of life, but as an approved method of birth control,
3. Avoid anything orange and pointy,
4. If orange and pointy can’t be avoided, I pledge to make it much less orange and pointy,
5. Defend the canopy with my life,
6. Defend the cooler with a knife,
7. Buy my next car sans-sunroof,
8. Share the secret of the magic spinning triangles,
9. Go in slow,
10. Come out fast or backwards!
Do you, Andy “Second Hand” Thomas has solemnly sworn to:
1. Dance if I want to, but not leave my friends behind,
2. Accept zip-ties as not only a way of life, but as an approved method of birth control,
3. Avoid anything orange and pointy,
4. If orange and pointy can’t be avoided, I pledge to make it much less orange and pointy,
5. Defend the canopy with my life,
6. Defend the cooler with a knife,
7. Sell my accent back to Gimp when I can no longer handle it,
8. Turn the world on with my smile,
9. Go in slow,
10. Come out fast or backwards!
